It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each
 day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed > more than 1 kilo of
 Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body > waste.
 
 In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run
 that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or > other liquor)
 because alcohol has to go through a purification process of > boiling or
 filtering and/or fermenting.
 
 WATER = Poop
 
 WINE = HEALTH
 
 Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
 be full of Sh1t.
 
 There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
 I am doing it as a public service